No period for spring break; use this wisely.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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