yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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