It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
