The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
