oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
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