Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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