Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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