It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
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