Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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