They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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