He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
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