OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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