I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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