just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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