do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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