Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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