Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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