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(647): View more from Ontario

Whatcha textin bout Willis?

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.

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(989): View more from Michigan

i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.

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(256): View more from Alabama

Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.

(228): View more from Mississippi

Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.

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(404): View more from Georgia

She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.

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(323): View more from California

I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.

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