So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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