Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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