You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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