We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
he quoted the bible to break up with me
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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