no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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