You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
He felt like a one man threesome
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
