i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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