If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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