I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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