But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Randomize
