youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I just cut my nipple shaving
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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