ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
Randomize