I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
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