last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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