that's an acceptable place to lick
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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