I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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