There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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