we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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