Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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