I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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