omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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