your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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