Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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