he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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