he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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