After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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