ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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