My sheets look like a crime scene.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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