I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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