You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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