have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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