well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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