Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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