I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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